I get the most flack from anybody but I don’t do anything illegal.
why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man
when you have to sneeze but it wont come out so you just sit there like
my favorite people are the ones that stop at traffic lights with their windows rolled down with their music blaring and theyre sitting in their cars dancing and they couldnt give a fuck cause damn straight its a party
my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just
it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response
OMG I couldn’t find what was wrong for almost 60 seconds